CHECK IT OUT WITH DR. STEVE BRULE BEGINS ON SUNDAY!
Woofus
I love you, Gentleman Otter.
Good morning from Gentleman Otter.
Ice water.
The sad thing is, when you put Glenn Beck and Future President Sarah Palin together, you somehow get Katie Couric.
I’d like to imagine that they both had an awkward phase in high school and both looked exactly like this.
GLENN PALIN: The Monster That Will Haunt Your Dreams (Via Reddit)
The odds are stacked against the independent man.
Sold by the copy line. I’ll pick up this Laserdisc ASAP.
Do you have access to Netflix streaming?
If so, watch this movie while intoxicated.
OMGF
Moron.
- Dr. Jules Hilbert: Hell Harold, you could just eat nothing but pancakes if you wanted.
- Harold Crick: What is wrong with you? Hey, I don't want to eat nothing but pancakes, I want to live! I mean, who in their right mind in a choice between pancakes and living chooses pancakes?
- Dr. Jules Hilbert: Harold, if you pause to think, you'd realize that that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led... and, of course, the quality of the pancakes.
Conan hurts/heals on 60 Minutes.
Cindy: I sacrificed a lot for you, Shaun. I sacrificed Damian for you.
Shaun: Your tennis instructor?
Cindy: He was beautiful and Serbian, and when your father Ieft, I almost married him. If I had, we’d be living in a condo clipping coupons and eating lunch meat, so I didn’t. I married Bob, for you. I had sex with Bob… four times, for you. How can you say I’m a bad mother?
O’Hara day continues.
