Kate: I have been from Chicago to Paris to Dallas to… where the hell am I?
Attendant: Scranton.
Kate: I am trying to get home to my eight-year-old SON! And now that I’m this close you’re telling me it’s hopeless?
Attendant: Ma’am -
Kate: No, no, no, no, this is CHRISTMAS! The season of perpetual HOPE! I don’t care if I have to get out to that runway and hitchhike! If it takes me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the Devil himself, I am getting home to my son.
Charles, I will not stop living and breathing art just because you need to relax. I’m here with you. I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you don’t let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane, and I will take you with me!
Best sequence.
We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now where was I… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn’t get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…
Fanta beats Coffee on the nipple scale every time.
![Jennifer Susan Walters, the cousin of Bruce Banner (Hulk), is the small and somewhat shy daughter of Los Angeles County Sheriff William Morris Walters and Elaine (nee Banner) Walters (who died in a car crash when Jennifer was seventeen).[7] Operatives of Nicholas Trask, a crime boss who had crossed paths with her father, shot and seriously wounded her on a day that Bruce Banner happened to be in town for a visit. Since no other donors with her blood type were available, Banner provided his own blood for a transfusion; as they already shared the same blood type and DNA, his radioactive blood, combined with her anger transformed Jennifer into the green-skinned She-Hulk when the mobsters tried to finish her off at the hospital.[8]
As She-Hulk, Jennifer possessed powers similar to those of her cousin, though at a reduced level. She also possessed a less monstrous, more amazonian appearance. Initially, the transformation to her She-Hulk form was triggered (as with Bruce Banner’s) by anger. Like her cousin Bruce, his counterpart, the Leader, Doc Samson, and most other persons mutated by exposure to Gamma Radiation over the years, her mutated form was originally explained as being molded by her subconscious desire to look like the ideal woman. She eventually gains control of her transformations when Michael Morbius cures her of a lethal blood disease. As a criminal defense lawyer, she defended Dr. Michael Morbius in his trial for his vampiric killings.[9]
Eventually, Jennifer decides that she is going to retain her She-Hulk form permanently — preferring the freedom, confidence, and assertiveness that it gave her compared to her more timorous and fragile “normal” form. After her brief solo career, she joined the Avengers.[10] This led to her being transported to Battleworld by the Beyonder and her participation in the Secret Wars,[11] most notable for sparking her long standing rivalry with the newly empowered Titania.[12] After the heroes returned to Earth, she temporarily replaced the Thingas a member of the Fantastic Four.[13]
During her tenure with the Fantastic Four, She-Hulk had to prevent a radiation leak in a downed S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier. This radiation exposure had a drastic effect on Jennifer: she could no longer transform back into her original human form.[14] However, this was an agreeable turn of events for her, since she preferred being She-Hulk, and it was revealed much later that the block was purely psychological.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1af26mxZ51qzpps9o1_400.jpg)
Jennifer Susan Walters, the cousin of Bruce Banner (Hulk), is the small and somewhat shy daughter of Los Angeles County Sheriff William Morris Walters and Elaine (nee Banner) Walters (who died in a car crash when Jennifer was seventeen).[7] Operatives of Nicholas Trask, a crime boss who had crossed paths with her father, shot and seriously wounded her on a day that Bruce Banner happened to be in town for a visit. Since no other donors with her blood type were available, Banner provided his own blood for a transfusion; as they already shared the same blood type and DNA, his radioactive blood, combined with her anger transformed Jennifer into the green-skinned She-Hulk when the mobsters tried to finish her off at the hospital.[8] As She-Hulk, Jennifer possessed powers similar to those of her cousin, though at a reduced level. She also possessed a less monstrous, more amazonian appearance. Initially, the transformation to her She-Hulk form was triggered (as with Bruce Banner’s) by anger. Like her cousin Bruce, his counterpart, the Leader, Doc Samson, and most other persons mutated by exposure to Gamma Radiation over the years, her mutated form was originally explained as being molded by her subconscious desire to look like the ideal woman. She eventually gains control of her transformations when Michael Morbius cures her of a lethal blood disease. As a criminal defense lawyer, she defended Dr. Michael Morbius in his trial for his vampiric killings.[9] Eventually, Jennifer decides that she is going to retain her She-Hulk form permanently — preferring the freedom, confidence, and assertiveness that it gave her compared to her more timorous and fragile “normal” form. After her brief solo career, she joined the Avengers.[10] This led to her being transported to Battleworld by the Beyonder and her participation in the Secret Wars,[11] most notable for sparking her long standing rivalry with the newly empowered Titania.[12] After the heroes returned to Earth, she temporarily replaced the Thingas a member of the Fantastic Four.[13] During her tenure with the Fantastic Four, She-Hulk had to prevent a radiation leak in a downed S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier. This radiation exposure had a drastic effect on Jennifer: she could no longer transform back into her original human form.[14] However, this was an agreeable turn of events for her, since she preferred being She-Hulk, and it was revealed much later that the block was purely psychological.
I’m not a stoner. Neither is Spencer. This picture is for him.
Wish I had been there…I always wanted to see Wyld Stallyns live…
(Thanks for helping me make this hewhocannotbenamed)
(via gregb, juliasegal)
![What a great, great movie.
moviesinframes:
After Hours, 1985 (dir. Martin Scorsese)
[more After Hours here]](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0zinaJ8TZ1qzbykto1_r1_400.jpg)
What a great, great movie.
After Hours, 1985 (dir. Martin Scorsese)
[more After Hours here]
CNN (Caveman News Network)
EAF
There he goes to write that hit song, “Alone In My Principles.”
The Caballeros perform their sole 2006 hit single - “Missed Opportunity”
![kjartanthemagnificent:
moviesinframes:
Hedwig and the Angry Inch, 2001 (dir. John Cameron Mitchell)
By albb
[more Hedwig here]](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l199jvy1pq1qzbykto1_400.png)
